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A Story About Snickerdoodle

Snickerdoodle aka Sam, is a character. A fun character. But not the fun in the family friendly kind of way. No. Not that kind.

I’ve met Sam in person 3 times and I think I’ve been given the bird by her more times in that 2 week time span than by anyone else in my entire life combined. But that’s ok, she can get away with it.

Because it’s her birthday. It’s ALWAYS her birthday, whether she likes it or not. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!

Online she’s the one that always betrays you, but at least she mixes it up a bit. One time it’s going to be with a rocket launcher, next it’ll be a gravity hammer and if you’re really lucky you’ll get splattered by a mongoose soaring majestically through the sky before finally hitting you square in the visor. But it’s all in good fun.

So yeah, that’s it. I’ll leave you with this video though.

Ok, you home now.

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Shout out to Dj Dyps

 

Merry Christmas to you too!

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$1000 bucks

Today, Mango spent $1000 to send a mugger after Ka Five.

The haul?

$4. Money well spent.

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Mango’s Corner: The Most Literal Title Ever

So one day in GTA V, I decided to hang out at Dragon’s apartment. All was fine and fun was being had. Until I found a clone of myself that is. Yes, that’s right, a clone of me. Because if there’s anything the world needs more of, it’s me.

After the sudden realization of all the things that we could do with my clone things got a little…heated. All of a sudden, my clone and I were in Dragon’s bedroom getting ruff. The type of ruff that you thought was ridiculous, but your curiosity had always wondered what it’d really be like (Ka Five knows what I’m talking about). And then showers were taken. At the end of the day, it was a fun time hanging out with myself. Granted, I don’t think he felt the same way…

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The end result. Fun times were had by all.
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Movie Night is for Chumps

Ever since someone jokingly said we should have a monthly Team Food Fight movie night, we’ve done just that. The last weekend of every month is movie weekend for TFF. To date, we have watched:

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Bad Boys
  • Bad Boys II
  • Top Gun
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Shaun of the Dead

And we have yet to miss a month since we started, not bad for a random idea. Well, we kind of skipped November but with Thanksgiving being so late and all that, we said eff it and we’ll make up with it in December. How? By upping the ante and going for movie week of Christmas movies. Oh yes. We don’t do things by half.

We’re kicking movie week off tonight with a classic:

And thanks to a randomizer, the list of movies for the rest of the week, in order:

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RIP

Picture it:

GTA V Online. Ka Five and Sam down at the airport to do wheelies on the run way. Ka Five loses control of his  bike and a fence falls on it. He manages to get it out from under the fence, victory! Sam drives away. Suddenly, all you can hear in the game is,

“OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE OH GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIREEEEEEEE!”

And then, *BOOM!* You turn, and this is all that’s left of Ka Five and his motorcycle:

Pass the marshmallows please.

 

Incidentally, I  (Sam in case you were confused) am also awesome at driving motorcycles. Look at this superb parking job. 10/10.

Oh yeah.
Be jealous.
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Mango’s Corner… This Week In Quotes 11/24/13

Fact: I play a lot of video games. Fact: I used to live on the internet and my Xbox (until I got a real job and actually had to go outside). So it’s no surprise that while playing these I hear a lot of phrases that would be considered strange (normal for me) to the general public. And because I feel like it’s my obligation to put the rest of the world’s mind in the gutter like mine is, I decided to make this. Mango’s Corner. Because #YOLO right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Some GTA Fun

TFF plays some GTA Online

Cheese, in a nutshell.

Cheese in GTA

 

And then Ka Five’s casual statement:

“There’s so many dudes outside my dumpster!” ~Ka Five

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No words

We played GTA. Mango flew the Titan. This happened.

wtf Mango.
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Welcome To Mango’s Corner

Hola y Bienvenidos to Mango’s Corner! This is where I’ll post the best quotes that I hear on Xbox Live!

To start off the awesomeness I present to you Psych0Gizmo and General Bourbon.