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RIP

Picture it:

GTA V Online. Ka Five and Sam down at the airport to do wheelies on the run way. Ka Five loses control of his  bike and a fence falls on it. He manages to get it out from under the fence, victory! Sam drives away. Suddenly, all you can hear in the game is,

“OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE OH GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIREEEEEEEE!”

And then, *BOOM!* You turn, and this is all that’s left of Ka Five and his motorcycle:

Pass the marshmallows please.

 

Incidentally, I  (Sam in case you were confused) am also awesome at driving motorcycles. Look at this superb parking job. 10/10.

Oh yeah.
Be jealous.
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No words

We played GTA. Mango flew the Titan. This happened.

wtf Mango.
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TFF Montage!

No fancy preamble or anything. Just a warning –  this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this so be nice. I know it’s not stellar but for learning as I went, I’m proud of myself. Enjoy the fun. :)

Aside

Quotes From Tonight

Just a few gems from our foray into Halo: Reach from tonight. Why? #YOLO. (Come on, that should have been obvious.)

Ka Five: “Oh fuck my face!”
Mango: “You have made me an offer I cannot refuse.”

Cheese: “He’s getting….*pause* crap. He’s getting jacked hard. DON’T SAY IT I KNOW!”
TWSS.

Ka Five: “Lady……..Anel.”
Sam: “…….WHAAAAAT.”
Ka Five: “….Huh? What? No no no! THE GAMERTAG!”
(Yes, that was really a GT.)