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Shout out to Dj Dyps

 

Merry Christmas to you too!

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Mango’s Corner… This Week In Quotes 11/24/13

Fact: I play a lot of video games. Fact: I used to live on the internet and my Xbox (until I got a real job and actually had to go outside). So it’s no surprise that while playing these I hear a lot of phrases that would be considered strange (normal for me) to the general public. And because I feel like it’s my obligation to put the rest of the world’s mind in the gutter like mine is, I decided to make this. Mango’s Corner. Because #YOLO right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Quotes From Tonight

Just a few gems from our foray into Halo: Reach from tonight. Why? #YOLO. (Come on, that should have been obvious.)

Ka Five: “Oh fuck my face!”
Mango: “You have made me an offer I cannot refuse.”

Cheese: “He’s getting….*pause* crap. He’s getting jacked hard. DON’T SAY IT I KNOW!”
TWSS.

Ka Five: “Lady……..Anel.”
Sam: “…….WHAAAAAT.”
Ka Five: “….Huh? What? No no no! THE GAMERTAG!”
(Yes, that was really a GT.)

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And then, there’s this guy.

Throughout my XBL career, my experience with fan mail has been less than optimal. And then there are days like today where I’m surprised and reminded that not ALL the people on XBL are utter douchebags.

 

So cheers to you Mr DSB TORIZZLE for not being an assclown to me tonight. <3

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Same Shit, Different Day

Because after *you* rage quit the game, this is clearly the appropriate course of action.

 

Stay classy

 

GG douchebag, gg. #staymad

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What Happens at RTX….

…definitely doesn’t STAY at RTX. Because that would be depriving the world of the knowledge that Green Army is full of people that can’t keep their hands to themselves (Yes, that includes Junior as well.) and of things like this. Definitely the hottest thing that came out of RTX 2013. And yes, that is our hero on the receiving end. <3

Video courtesy of @SonicChaos1993. Shoutout to him for having the second best seat in the house for the festivities.

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Our Hero

There are many reasons why Lambchop is one of our heroes. This is just one reason why. I believe no explanation is necessary so let’s get right to it.

Lambchop's Corset
Lambchop’s Corset

FAQ:

Why yes, that IS a corset!

And yes ladies, he IS available.

Did I mention he’s smart too? Total catch.

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Fan Follow Up

In what I can only assume is in response to this, I found this in my XBL inbox earlier today:

Hmm, not sure how I feel about this one...
Hmm, not sure how I feel about this one…

So sweet…Too bad I’m not really convinced.

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We Have Fans!

Today is one for the calendar kids – we found fans in MM…And they even left us mail! Now, I’m not sure which of

Apparently when you thoroughly embarrass blacknightt71, Shivers103, and Notorious T I M, they get pissy. (Pity their poor Dutch random. :( )

 

Classy folks
Classy folks

Please, by all means. Let’s see your websites. Oh and I so hope you are using a touchscreen.

Here, hold this for me.
Hold this for me.

Mango fished (ie threw the ball at the opponent so he caught it automatically then stabbed him and took it back) and they raged.

Then blacknightt71 and Notorious T I M sent Cheese mail about not trying hard enough so he pointed out that there was no “trying” involved, only doing. (I mean, did you see the scores?) And then directed them to our little corner of the internet as proof that we don’t take ourselves seriously.

But wait. The best part?

They’re in a clan. Yup. We are the losers who need lives and to go outside because we beat them in a grifball game but they’re the ones in a clan.

Go home kids, you’re drunk.