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$1000 bucks

Today, Mango spent $1000 to send a mugger after Ka Five.

The haul?

$4. Money well spent.

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RIP

Picture it:

GTA V Online. Ka Five and Sam down at the airport to do wheelies on the run way. Ka Five loses control of his  bike and a fence falls on it. He manages to get it out from under the fence, victory! Sam drives away. Suddenly, all you can hear in the game is,

“OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE OH GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIREEEEEEEE!”

And then, *BOOM!* You turn, and this is all that’s left of Ka Five and his motorcycle:

Pass the marshmallows please.

 

Incidentally, I  (Sam in case you were confused) am also awesome at driving motorcycles. Look at this superb parking job. 10/10.

Oh yeah.
Be jealous.
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Some GTA Fun

TFF plays some GTA Online

Cheese, in a nutshell.

Cheese in GTA

 

And then Ka Five’s casual statement:

“There’s so many dudes outside my dumpster!” ~Ka Five

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Happy Halo-ween!

From Halo Waypoint for Halloween:

 

Let’s face it – a 50 in Punkins is probably up there with the other legitimate playlists, if not even more valuable since it’s only around for two days.

Challenge: #GetSamPunkin50 accepted.

Punkin 50

Yup. Punkity get!

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TFF Montage!

No fancy preamble or anything. Just a warning –  this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this so be nice. I know it’s not stellar but for learning as I went, I’m proud of myself. Enjoy the fun. :)

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Quotes From Tonight

Just a few gems from our foray into Halo: Reach from tonight. Why? #YOLO. (Come on, that should have been obvious.)

Ka Five: “Oh fuck my face!”
Mango: “You have made me an offer I cannot refuse.”

Cheese: “He’s getting….*pause* crap. He’s getting jacked hard. DON’T SAY IT I KNOW!”
TWSS.

Ka Five: “Lady……..Anel.”
Sam: “…….WHAAAAAT.”
Ka Five: “….Huh? What? No no no! THE GAMERTAG!”
(Yes, that was really a GT.)

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Indie Games. Or: The bane of Ka Five’s existence.

We’re gamers. We like to play games, it’s what we do. Personally, I’m a Halo-centric FPS kind of girl with a side of platformers or puzzle games. Cheese enjoys open world games like the Elder Scroll games. Mango dabbles in a bit of this, and a bit of that. And somehow manages to be good at it all, even on a shit connection. Jerk.

Then there’s Ka Five. Sure, Paul enjoys himself some Halo, falls asleep to Minecrack Minecraft on a regular basis, and he’s also a fan of other games like older Tom Clancy, Star Wars, etc. Overall a well rounded gamer. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem except for one day, in a fit of boredom, K5 discovered the XBL Indie Games section and has very quickly developed a problem.

Not saying all Indie games are bad, I myself have 7 of them and one of my most frequent go-to and zone out games when I’m having a rough day is an Indie Game. Best 80MSP/$1 I’ve ever spent. But Paul….Paul took it to a whole new level.

99 problems and 35 of ’em are Indie Games

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Piggy Piggy

When we’re not playing Halo, you can sometimes find us in Minecraft. Except the game tends to put Ka Five to sleep so he usually leaves us early in the night with lots of spare time. And lots of sheep dyed pink.

The 5 star view from Ka Five’s bedroom

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