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Movie Night is for Chumps

Ever since someone jokingly said we should have a monthly Team Food Fight movie night, we’ve done just that. The last weekend of every month is movie weekend for TFF. To date, we have watched:

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Bad Boys
  • Bad Boys II
  • Top Gun
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Shaun of the Dead

And we have yet to miss a month since we started, not bad for a random idea. Well, we kind of skipped November but with Thanksgiving being so late and all that, we said eff it and we’ll make up with it in December. How? By upping the ante and going for movie week of Christmas movies. Oh yes. We don’t do things by half.

We’re kicking movie week off tonight with a classic:

And thanks to a randomizer, the list of movies for the rest of the week, in order:


Some GTA Fun

TFF plays some GTA Online

Cheese, in a nutshell.

Cheese in GTA


And then Ka Five’s casual statement:

“There’s so many dudes outside my dumpster!” ~Ka Five


TFF Montage!

No fancy preamble or anything. Just a warning –  this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this so be nice. I know it’s not stellar but for learning as I went, I’m proud of myself. Enjoy the fun. :)


Mango’s Road to Flood 50





Piggy Piggy

When we’re not playing Halo, you can sometimes find us in Minecraft. Except the game tends to put Ka Five to sleep so he usually leaves us early in the night with lots of spare time. And lots of sheep dyed pink.

The 5 star view from Ka Five’s bedroom

For maximum bacon, click here.


Cheese’s Rules

Little known fact: Cheese and I go way back. We’ve been battle buddies for about 4 years now. Yes, we even got to play some Halo 2 together before the servers were shut down. We’ve played together for so long that we’ve got that familiar groove of knowing what we’re each going to do in Halo matches. I’ve also been known to juggle snipers across the map on Valhalla in Halo 3 for Cheese so he can have more ammo. (Also because you don’t want me sniping. Like, ever. Seriously. Worst. Idea. Ever. Up there with starting a land war in Asia.)

You know you want to know more.



Trolling. There’s a love/hate relationship at play here. We hate being trolled but damn do we love being the trolls. Bonus points for trolling each other. (Incidentally, this is also the reason we hope Halo never, ever implements a “vote to kick” system into matchmaking à la L4D style. Fuck the game, vote to kick each other the entire time – last one left wins!)

Ka Five has been known to troll across multiple games. What’s that? Your team got beat several times in a row in Halo and you rage quit to Gears of War? Hang on, let me switch to my GoD version of GOW and sit in your lobby and not choose a team (so you can’t kick me or start the game!) and annoy the shit out of you for leaving us.

Cheese likes the phone feature in GTA IV. Some guy ran him over for no reason one time so he spent the next 30 minutes relentlessly calling the guy. Over. And over. And over. If the guy answered, Cheese would hang up and call back. If he didn’t, Cheese would call back anyways.

Mango likes to troll Ka Five in every Minecraft world they are in together. Oh is that your bed there? Sweet. Let me make my room above yours with a glass floor so I can just stare at you and watch you sleep. Or the time Mango dug up to Ka Five’s room, left a long window, put up iron bars, and changed into a prisoner skin and stared at him. Drinking milk.

(Protip – ALWAYS drink milk around Ka Five. It’s his favorite. No really, it is.)

No surprise that my personal favorite happens to involve me, right? Instead of writing about it, I shall leave you with a twitter conversation. Yes it’s long but totally worth it. #inb4someonesaysTWSS

See Sam troll Paul.


More fan mail!

Tonight, I get this:


I read it to the group only to be met with,

“What a bitch.” – Cheese

We’re jerks. Slightly hard of hearing in Cheese’s case sometimes but still jerks. 😉

(In his defense, my XBL profile contains the phrase, “Video games don’t cause violence, lag does.” so he’s just going deaf or something.)


We Have Fans!

Today is one for the calendar kids – we found fans in MM…And they even left us mail! Now, I’m not sure which of

Apparently when you thoroughly embarrass blacknightt71, Shivers103, and Notorious T I M, they get pissy. (Pity their poor Dutch random. :( )


Classy folks
Classy folks

Please, by all means. Let’s see your websites. Oh and I so hope you are using a touchscreen.

Here, hold this for me.
Hold this for me.

Mango fished (ie threw the ball at the opponent so he caught it automatically then stabbed him and took it back) and they raged.

Then blacknightt71 and Notorious T I M sent Cheese mail about not trying hard enough so he pointed out that there was no “trying” involved, only doing. (I mean, did you see the scores?) And then directed them to our little corner of the internet as proof that we don’t take ourselves seriously.

But wait. The best part?

They’re in a clan. Yup. We are the losers who need lives and to go outside because we beat them in a grifball game but they’re the ones in a clan.

Go home kids, you’re drunk.