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RIP

Picture it:

GTA V Online. Ka Five and Sam down at the airport to do wheelies on the run way. Ka Five loses control of his  bike and a fence falls on it. He manages to get it out from under the fence, victory! Sam drives away. Suddenly, all you can hear in the game is,

“OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE OH GOD I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIREEEEEEEE!”

And then, *BOOM!* You turn, and this is all that’s left of Ka Five and his motorcycle:

Pass the marshmallows please.

 

Incidentally, I  (Sam in case you were confused) am also awesome at driving motorcycles. Look at this superb parking job. 10/10.

Oh yeah.
Be jealous.
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A Night of Halo 3 With Team Food Fight

Mango: “Let’s play Halo 3!”

Cheese/Snickerdoodle: “Ok”

*Everyone loads H3*

Searching…

Searching…

Searching…

Mango: “Alright I’m done.”

Cheese/Snickerdoodle: “Yeah we’re done too.”

~Fin~

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Happy Halo-ween!

From Halo Waypoint for Halloween:

 

Let’s face it – a 50 in Punkins is probably up there with the other legitimate playlists, if not even more valuable since it’s only around for two days.

Challenge: #GetSamPunkin50 accepted.

Punkin 50

Yup. Punkity get!

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TFF Montage!

No fancy preamble or anything. Just a warning –  this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this so be nice. I know it’s not stellar but for learning as I went, I’m proud of myself. Enjoy the fun. :)

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Quotes From Tonight

Just a few gems from our foray into Halo: Reach from tonight. Why? #YOLO. (Come on, that should have been obvious.)

Ka Five: “Oh fuck my face!”
Mango: “You have made me an offer I cannot refuse.”

Cheese: “He’s getting….*pause* crap. He’s getting jacked hard. DON’T SAY IT I KNOW!”
TWSS.

Ka Five: “Lady……..Anel.”
Sam: “…….WHAAAAAT.”
Ka Five: “….Huh? What? No no no! THE GAMERTAG!”
(Yes, that was really a GT.)

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And then, there’s this guy.

Throughout my XBL career, my experience with fan mail has been less than optimal. And then there are days like today where I’m surprised and reminded that not ALL the people on XBL are utter douchebags.

 

So cheers to you Mr DSB TORIZZLE for not being an assclown to me tonight. <3

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Same Shit, Different Day

Because after *you* rage quit the game, this is clearly the appropriate course of action.

 

Stay classy

 

GG douchebag, gg. #staymad